In a plot twist that could only happen in 2024, ABC has officially lost five major advertisers following the fallout from its controversial handling of the latest presidential debate. The network, known for its polished news broadcasts and long-standing tradition of hosting political events, has now been hit where it hurts most: its wallet. The post-debate advertiser exodus has cost ABC a whopping $27 million, with the network now vowing to never, ever host another debate again.
“We’re done,” said an exasperated ABC spokesperson during an impromptu press conference. “We hosted debates to promote democracy, but it turns out we were just promoting cancellations.”
The trouble began on Tuesday night when ABC’s moderators, David Muir and Linsey Davis, dared to do something radical during the presidential debate: they fact-checked. Real-time. On live television. As if anyone tunes into a presidential debate expecting the truth.
I thought my aunts’ recipe was gone forever, but guess what? I found it and it tastes even better than I remembered!
Sweet Chili Sriracha Glazed Salmon
Cucumber Bites with Cream Cheese Herb Spread and Cherry Tomatoes
Blackened iron, make it shine with these 2 ingredients: you have them at home
Put THIS in the oven before bed and it will be completely CLEAN in the morning! The world’s fastest hack for a shiny, grease-free oven!
Broccoli Cheddar Chicken Rollups
Clean windows without streaks – just a teaspoon in hot water!
Mama’s Cornbread Dressing: A Time-Honored Comfort Dish
Homemade Cinnamon Sugar Pecans
